Hello! I just finished writing an interactive novella about a Goblin with a stomach ache who has an awkward run-in with a wizard while looking for an outhouse. I hope you enjoy it.

If I can get this stupid link to work, the link to play is: [https://pickledmonsterguts.itch.io/toilet-quest-in-which-a-goblin-has-an-adventure-on-the-way-to-the-bathroom]

Synopsis:

You’re a Goblin named V’Lhargh D’Hargh (pronounced like an old man clearing his throat). The Evil King in the West has found a weapon that can destroy the Land of Mournia and you’re part of a Goblin Horde marching to stop him.

It’s a classic “Good Guys with magic vs. Bad Guys with magic” situation. If you’re being honest, you’re not entirely sure which side you’re on. Look, these scenarios are morally confusing.

Things aren’t all bad, you were recently won the Horde Hot Sauce Eating Champion (congrats!). The bad news is all that hot sauce is burning its way out of your stomach and it’s on the verge of becoming an emergency (gross!).

Can you find someplace to go to the bathroom without getting arrested for desertion? What about the mad wizard kidnapping Goblins along the war route? What about the forest full of pint sized flesh eating monsters?

You don’t have time to worry about any of that, your stomach hurts and you have to find the bathroom.